WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

Hi. I'm Ron Bastard. You may not have heard of me, but then again I may not have heard of you neither.
Be that as it may.
I have some very interesting news for you. I am about to introduce you to a money making scheme which will take you completely by surprise.
LOOK. Would you like a brand new car,? Television in every room? Universal sex-appeal?
Of course you would, and so would I! And why haven't you got it? Well I'll be totally honest with you....I don't know. But what I do know is this:- If you send a cheque or postal order or banker's draft for five pounds to this address (or cash):-
HONEST RON 41, The Coconuts, Kidderminster
I'll do my very best to find out .

Sincerely • Ronald T Bastard

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