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How dare you. I'm calling the police right now(5)
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We'll have to put a laugh track on it (6)
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Like an angry leek (7)
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redder than a courgette (5)
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A trained anteater is very efficient, assuming it doesn't have a sweet tooth(4)
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You can't have one oop. (7)
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Parsimonious generosity. (3)
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Too angular for a Scot. (4)
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Yes we do have some bananas actually(4)
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It ain't exactly rocket salad(3)
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OK I'll take one (7)
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Demented window(4)
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Who's shouting!?(5)
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Just put it in the vice, you won't feel a thing (7)
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Satisfied, but still hungry (6)
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Canasta scars (5)
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1 Extrude Baldly (6)
2 Calf got your liver?(5)
3 Poltergeist soap plot(4)
5 Carborundum flakes (8)
6 My institutional trousers don't fit! (5-2)
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Gorgonzola or puberty? It's up to you(6)

8 You can't have one pyjama (5)
13 Hopeless with fish(8)
15 Scunthorpe is on fire at last! (7)
17 Shenannigans over the Alps (6)
18 Slap your puma(5)
17 The tomb of the unknown warthog (6)
18 No soap (5)
19 Why not? (6)
22 Eels? Just in time. (5)
23 Legged it with the caramels whilst no-one was looking(4)