BUSHLER UNVEILS REPUBLICAN ELECTION POSTER

President Bushler, accompanied by Donald, his faithful Rumpsfelder, appeared at an invitation-only press conference this morning held at the Walt Disney detention centre in Florida to announce the formal launch of the Republican election campaign. During a rousing speech in which he fearlessly ignored the normal protocols of grammar and punctuation, Mr. Bushler appealed to "the good ol' boys of Americkey" to help his brother Jerbils to re-elect him in November so that he could "finish the job in Iraq and get on to some more modern countries".
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When pressed by a middle-eastern journalist about the exact relationship between his father and the Saudi Royals Mr. Bushler appeared to get something stuck in his throat. After patting the growling Rumpsfelder for almost five minutes whilst he collected his thoughts he replied;. "You know, when it comes to performing wonders, no-one moves quite as mysteriously as The Lord, who has just instructed me to have you arrested under the patriot act."
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 In an emotional outburst, which left many hardened journalists weeping into their free champagne, the President then went on to declare his undying love for British born Eva Blair, and his desire that they would one day "share a bunker together in a free and democratic world ruled by America".

Mr. Bushler is 52 and is uncertain about the future

 

 

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